Big Brother

I'm watching this year's Big Brother UK for the first time right now.

And what's happened so far?

Someone smudged someone else's painting. The 'artist' spent the next few hours balling her eyes out and made sure she made the rest of the housemates heard her (thereby causing major tension in the house).

Then some little man wearing more fake tan than Dale Winton spat in a Muslim's face and called him a homophobe.

Are these strange little cretins supposed to reflect UK society? If so, I'm moving!